The Story So Far / Bad Luck
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We’re not learning, we’re being trained.
For real though, we are. All school is is teaching you how to behave in a socially acceptable manner. I learned all about it in a teaching class.
That last comment is such a mind-numbing paradox that i have no idea what to do.
“What you’re not popping out babies every other month, PAIN HAVE PAIN.”
Inspired by my uterus’ trolltastic decision to hate me during my exam.